Tales From The Lockdown

Tales From The Lockdown Book Cover
Tales From The Lockdown Book Cover

Sarcasm: A Twisted Kind Of Terror.

A book written by a completely unknown author- Séamus Ó’Laoi- has just hit the bookshelves. It critiques the Great Emergency Of 2020, containing sarcastic commentary that is potentially devastating to the Globalist position. That is why it is vitally important that each of us buys and critiques this book on Amazon to give it a dismal rating so that the world will be discouraged from from reading this explosive literature.


Here’s what the book cover tells us:

In 2020 the world was hijacked by a bunch of gangsters; A quite determined group who were every bit as nasty as, say, the Kosher Mob from the 1920s. However this time ‘round they didn’t need Tommy guns to kill- Instead they cunningly deployed pieces of paper; Not just any old pieces of paper- These particular ones had Magic Spells printed on them which rendered corporations blameless for inflicting mass death. The gangsters’ plan was to create a kind of new Religion whose main tenet was mortal fear of an illness that sounds remarkably like the flu, but was somehow different. This particular one was given a mysterious-and-scary-sounding name. After frightening everyone half to death and convincing them to imprison themselves, those in charge then “persuaded” people to take a Magic Potion made from Pure Science™ that was supposedly meant to get rid of the thing-that-sounded-like-flu-but-wasn’t. However, it turned out that not only was the Magic Potion utterly ineffective for its supposed purpose, but had quite a few nasty side effects- One of which was death. The plan was so silly you’d never think it would work, but it did. In fact it worked so well that some people to this day (Five years after the Death Cult was founded) still take the Potion, while the majority who now realise they’ve been had (but won’t admit it), just want to forget this traumatic episode, and hope the bullies won’t come back for more.
This book details one man’s experiences through all the madness; The police, the courts, the media, the Cult Leaders and Followers who couldn’t understand why anyone wouldn’t want to harm themselves. Séamus details the characters who pushed the narrative: Heads of corporations, the media, the Pseudo-Scientists, the schools, the NGOs and their government lackies. He recognises the heroes: The doctors who were struck off registers and dragged through courts for opting to not kill or maim their patients; The journalists who opted to do journalism; The protesters who decided that being mind-raped wasn’t for them; and the child victims who were inducted into the Death Cult. Séamus thought it might be a good idea to write all of this this down for posterity- and just in case they might want to try it again.

So here it is…